And Mordecai wants me to walk with him. I’m pretty sure if he falls, I’ll just fall too at this point. So he’s mad I won’t walk with him.
Hold me, no don’t hold me, no wait yes, I do want you to hold me,actually I changed my mind put me down. But not on the floor! On the chair!
I can pull your hair hahaha why are you yelling like that?
Oh look exposed back skin. Since it’s not a nipple, I’m gonna bite it! HAHAHAHA why are you yelling like that??
You’re so funny mom. Okay I’m gonna go play over.. . … WAIT A SECOND ARE YOU EATING?! I KNOW I JUST ATE, BUT I GOTTA HAVE WHAT YOU’RE EATING. OMG AWESOME A STRAWBERRY! OMG AWESOME A BANANA. … toast? hmm… no I think I’ll just hold the toast. WHY WON’T YOU LET ME HOLD THE TOAST. STOP MAKING IT SMALLER WITH YOUR MOUTH. OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT? fine. I’m gonna go play with the kitchen recycle bin and make a huge mess. That’ll teach you.
Do. Not. Parent. My child.
I’m in the same fucking room. Shut the hell up. He’s perfectly fine doing what he’s doing.
due dates are just estimates, not expiration dates :)
Like. A few days ago, we were talking on the phone and I mentioned that UPS was trying to contact me over a package but I wasn’t expecting a package and how it was really weird. AND THE FREAKING PACKAGE WAS FROM HIM. HE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING! HE WAS ALL “THAT IS WEIRD” I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SET UP FOR DRUGS OR SOME SCAM OR SOMETHING.
Turns out it was a delayed V-day present. :3
Most of the stuff in the box was already mine, but he sent other things too. Tiny adorable miniatures, and a box of fun dip and cheez its…
And something I’m not allowed to open yet. I’m supre stoked to get off work in the morning so we can skype and I can open it.